Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Contributors
I'VE MOVED. COME CHECK OUT THE MOST RECENT STUFF HERE.
WHERE TO DIRECT YOUR HATE MAIL AND LOVE LETTERS
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO BEER
THINGS I SAID RECENTLY
- I'm a Mess
- Who Will Fix My Door This Time?
- Left Hand Vs. Right Hand
- Vacation Day 1
- My Late Reply to the Uncle and Kleinheider
- I Did Fly through the Bermuda Triangle...
- Freckles & Food
- the poo man
- Gloating
W
Professor
the Professor
Amanda
Margo, darling
Anonymous
Exador
newscoma
Aunt B
Exador
Aunt B
newscoma
Aunt B
Exador
Aunt B
Plimco
Chris Wage
shug
Amanda
Aunt B
SuperGenius
Amanda
newscoma
Wookiee Rage
Jack
Anonymous
W
Aunt B
Jack
Aunt B
W
Sarcastro
Aunt B
Recovering Baptist
bridgett
Nervous Girl
Lee
Pilgrim/Heretic
newscoma
grandefille
The Yellow Brand Hammer Co.
spiral
Aunt B
Anonymous
Jeremy Nimmo
Rachel
The Yellow Brand Hammer Co.
THE CAST OF CHARACTERS
Aunt B.--Your kind host.The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.


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